(Thank you, Sue!)
I am seeing 5 boyfriends every day. As soon as I wake up,
helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see
& when he is here, he takes
a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with
What a life. Oh, yes, I'm also
I am thinking of calling
or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company if life gets too stressful.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper...
the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes...so have fun,
think good thoughts only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!!
BEST THING I HAVE HEARD YET.....From a senior citizen around 80 yrs. of age.
We aren't useless yet.
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg, Fl. Times.
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?"
I think this guy nailed it!
Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of giving
billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties
and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with
the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car.
Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off
their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in
Congress pay their taxes..
Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security
and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know!!!
|Happy Birthday to me....OR....You light up my life!!!|