Lighthearted limericks lighten the load of life with
laughter.
I found these
Halloween limericks on the net. Enjoy!
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While
everyone's out trick or treating
talking with phantoms they're meeting
I have got my eye
on some pumpkin pie
which right now I am busy eating
talking with phantoms they're meeting
I have got my eye
on some pumpkin pie
which right now I am busy eating
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Things that go BUMP in the
night,
Give a really big fright.
We shiver and shake,
with sounds that they make
Till we can turn on a light!
Give a really big fright.
We shiver and shake,
with sounds that they make
Till we can turn on a light!
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Gwennie the good-hearted ghoul
did her best to avoid being cruel.
She offered to mate
with the men that she ate
and then let them drown in their drool.
did her best to avoid being cruel.
She offered to mate
with the men that she ate
and then let them drown in their drool.
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Lon Chaney once met Mister Hyde
Who had the poor fellow tongue tide
When Hyde asked “Is that hair
That you wear, wash & wear
Or do you wear wolf just inside?”
The Wolfman eventually replied
I wash my hide, Hyde, just in Tide
I’m a wash & wear wolf
Though I say so my sulf
My hide is a great source of pride.
Who had the poor fellow tongue tide
When Hyde asked “Is that hair
That you wear, wash & wear
Or do you wear wolf just inside?”
The Wolfman eventually replied
I wash my hide, Hyde, just in Tide
I’m a wash & wear wolf
Though I say so my sulf
My hide is a great source of pride.
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The famous Egyptian King Tut
Had a fabulous musical butt
“But some people thinks
My music, it sphynx
I blow toots uncommon, so what?”
Had a fabulous musical butt
“But some people thinks
My music, it sphynx
I blow toots uncommon, so what?”
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The bustard’s a wonderful foul
with minimal reason to growl.
He is spared what would be
illegitimacy
by the grace of a fortunate vowel.
with minimal reason to growl.
He is spared what would be
illegitimacy
by the grace of a fortunate vowel.
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Count Dracula, lanky and slight,
And eschewing a heartier bite,
Was growing bulimic
On victims anemic.
He insisted on making it Blood Lite.
And eschewing a heartier bite,
Was growing bulimic
On victims anemic.
He insisted on making it Blood Lite.
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Dracula must suck blood to live.
Fortunately, virgins have much to give!
He cuts through the tripe,
Asks if they match his type,
And they respond with, “O Positive!”
Fortunately, virgins have much to give!
He cuts through the tripe,
Asks if they match his type,
And they respond with, “O Positive!”
I hope you find them wicked funny!
Cathy
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