Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Fashion Faux Pas


It’s here. The day after Labor Day and you know what that means…you don’t wear white after Labor Day. Arghhh! Who makes these rules?

White is good, but only on certain days for one season. White is the new black but only in summer in the Northern hemisphere! Grey is the new black, but only when black takes a holiday. Navy wants to be the new black but truly only succeeds in springtime. Black is good for all occasions as it makes you look thinner providing you’re not on TV which makes you look 10 pounds heavier regardless of the color you are wearing.

Now, for those of you who wish to wear whitish, I have enlisted the aid of a trustworthy source. Who else knows color like Sherwin Williams. Yes, I have chosen for your fashion aid, the online color palette of 183 whitish swatches with names to baffle the fashionable faux pas-ish snobbish personas in the world that adhere to these rules with the strictest attention to dates and details.


Choose a name, choose a color and free yourself of the restrictions of basic white. You have three more seasons to conquer. Now do it in style!

Cathy

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